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49: Easy Times Brewing Co
UNNATURAL PROGRESSION
Style: Lager - Helles ABV: 5.0%
Character: Crisp (Sweet & Sour)
Complexity: Stepping Up
Forget the hot topic issues of climate change or whether minors should drive forklifts, this GABS beer addresses the biggest threat our species is yet to face! Take a soft water base, 100% pilsner malt and some noble hops; you've got yourself a crisp, crackery Munich Helles. Then kettle sour it, add lashings of lactose, bundles of blueberries and some dextrose too. This is Unnatural Progression! What do you want your firstborn to drink at their 18th? A well-made crispy boy, or an abomination smoothie sour lager? It's up to you!